FLASH! TomKat On The Rocks!

Heavens no! TomKat, the celebrity megacouple that took us all by storm last year, could be foundering on the shallow rocks before it even reaches the sheltered harbor of marital bliss! Our no. 35 top link today quotes the MSNBC gossip authorities as wondering aloud if the wedding has been called off — Tom's in the doghouse, it seems, and Kat's in tears. Did he tell her he needed some space? Did he tell her it wasn't her, it was him? Did he tell her about Xenu? (Our money's on Xenu.) Bloggers' responses seem to be adhering to the blog-party line, of taking pleasure in other peoples' misfortune. To wit: "All I can say to Katie is run girl, run! And take the little one with you...no one needs an egomaniacal brainwasher for a "father"! Life is tough enough without added drama and issues that don't have to be there to start with. You can do so much better than this loser!" Defamer's got some additional dirt, but we're not reveling in a potential TomKat split — these days, if you can't believe in love, what can you believe in?

Posted by Philip Ewing at January 6, 2006 11:11 AM

Category: Celebs