We're Through The Looking Glass Here: White Is Black and Black is White

You always had a feeling, didn't you, that comedian Dave Chapelle's catastrophic breakdown at the height of his fame was just a little too convenient for certain... ah... interests, wasn't it? Made you wonder whether certain... ah... powerful black cultural figures and entertainers hadn't had something to do with it? Drugs in his marijuana, perhaps? Some kind of chemical irritant in his Roos? Well, your aluminum foil hat has successfully protected you from the gubbment mind-control rays and you've managed to independently come to the conclusions established by The Chapelle Theory, BlogPulse's no. 28 top link today.

Nobody knows if the site is truthful, but that's all right, because on the blogosphere truth doesn't matter — all you need is a contention, y'know, an opinion... which for the purposes of Malkin and Kos alike is tantamount to gospel. A poster on this blog had his theories confirmed: "I knew that Cosby was up to no good. Who was he kiddin' with all those Jello Pudding Pop commercials." Nobody, it seems. TVSquad, at least, calls it a "good read," and writes: "Remember folks, if you're missing Chappelle's Show, just blame Fat Albert." Y'know how you can tell it's a hoax? In the introductory page, the Chappelle Theorist writes that Chapelle's fate is an " abhorrent byproduct of the industry I used to hold to such a high esteem." Anybody who says they ever held the entertainment game in high esteem has got to be a liar.

Posted by Philip Ewing at December 20, 2005 11:49 AM

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