This Mission Just Got A Lot More Impossible

Good morning. Taped under the seat in front of you is a complete dossier on Subject C.; in a few minutes this train will pass through a tunnel — use the noise and darkness to retrieve the file. Have you got it? Excellent. The case is well known among operatives in our profession, and its latest chapter should not be surprising. Our intelligence indicates rumors of a new initiative in keeping with previous efforts along the same lines. Use these documents to refresh yourself on the operational situation thus far. Now, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to ensure nothing untoward takes place between now and the dispersal of this new installment. Do not permit bizarre religious cults to sidetrack Subject C. before H-Hour; do not permit Subject C. to become the subject of a nascent boycott before H-Hour; and, whatever you do, do not permit Subject C. to become the subject of a blog that started out as a joke but still persists out on the Internet. Didn't you read that this mission was going to be a lot more impossible?

Posted by Philip Ewing at December 13, 2005 11:38 AM

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