The Aryan Sisters

Man, you know who really has it rough in America today? White people. Turn on the TV these days and you see J-Lo representing America's urban Latino community, or Kanye West representing its urban black community — wouldn't it be nice if white people could have someone to call their own? (Other than the president, 87 percent of Congress, 89 percent of the Supreme Court, the majority of the nation's governors, and the overwhelming majority of civic and business leaders?) Well now they can. If you saw BlogPulse's top news story today you already know about the thirteen year-old twins Lamb and Lynx Gaede, who've got one album out already and will be releasing another soon, with songs just for whites! From their press materials, the song topics look like they include not being able to dance or keep up with hip trends, and being the overlord of a vast, impoverished racial underclass. Surprisingly, bloggers aren't taking to the Gaede sisters' message: "What I will do is wish them well and hope the universe dumps a BIG packet of smelly stuff on the mixed-up head of their mother," writes this even-headed blogger. This commentator took the news less well, it seems, and after looking at the piece asks, "Anybody else feel like throwing up?" Yes.

Posted by Philip Ewing at October 24, 2005 10:09 AM

Category: The Soundscape