FLASH! Holmes To Birth Cruise Zombie Child!

Now it's easy to understand what TomKat has been up to since they disappeared after their initial, stratospheric debut in the world of super-celeb gossip: Kat (aka Katie Holmes) is pregnant! The People exclusive is our no. 9 top link today, and deservedly so, it would seem: Bloggers are blogging their brains out about it. It'll take awhile, but work your way through this dialectic, which culminates with this proposition inre the TomKat pregnancy: "A faux-relationship between two seemingly insane actors as a means to boost one’s career and mask the other’s homosexuality does not qualify, I’m happy to report." Devastating! In the looks department Wizbang predicts: "Poor kid's gonna be all shades and chompers." Naturally they're beside themselves over at Gawker — when was the last time they used *Breaking* in a post title? — and readers should be cautioned about the invective contained in the post. The rest of our links are here and we'd encourage everyone to troll through them, because the snarky gossips who trade in this stuff will all be trying to out-zing each other. This is the sort of thing we're talking about.

Posted by Philip Ewing at October 6, 2005 10:08 AM

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