Demi Kutcher? Ashton Moore? Heavens to Murgatroyd!

We dismiss out of hand the cynical predictions that Saturday's marriage of Demi Moore and Ashton "Dude, Where's My Pre-Nuptial Agreement?" Kutcher will last less than a year. After all, Ashton has been in tons of movies about this sort of thing, learning, with Brittany Murphy, that relationships take a lot of work, that if your father-in-law will be Bernie Mac, not to piss him off, and that, if worst comes to worse, you can travel backwards in time and change the future to rescue your fiance. (Maybe he should use his Butterfly Powers to go back and save Demi from making " Charlie's Angels: Full Throtle" Ohh, zing! Yess!) Ah, but the professional gossipers are all over this story — Defamer's recap is here — and Splendora got out of bed Sunday morning to do a post, which culminates with this quip: "Though details about the ceremony have yet to be released, it is not unlikely that Kutcher yelped out 'SWEET!' promptly after exchanging 'I Do's.'" Man, when you're a celebrity blogger and these two get hitched, the bons practically mot themselves.

Posted by Philip Ewing at September 26, 2005 12:03 PM

Category: Celebs